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2m agoBOSSShipped 1,000 balloons to spaceb4ll00n
5m agoWTDDear diary: the code compiled todayd14ry
8m agoTYPETaught the keyboard to type itselfk3yb0rd
23m agoGRIDAdded gravity. Removed gravity. Added it back.gr4v1ty
45m agoHQAdded a 6th theme. Deleted it. Too powerful.th3m3s
1h agoBOSSRefactored the coffee machine to use TypeScriptc0ff33
2h agoSCRUnscrambled the meaning of life (it was 42)m34n1ng
3h agoWTDAI wrote a poem. We cried. Then fixed the bug.p03try
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