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2m agoBOSSShipped 1,000 balloons to spaceb4ll00n
8m agoTYPETaught the keyboard to type itselfk3yb0rd
23m agoGRIDAdded gravity. Removed gravity. Added it back.gr4v1ty
1h agoBOSSRefactored the coffee machine to use TypeScriptc0ff33
2h agoSCRUnscrambled the meaning of life (it was 42)m34n1ng
3h agoTYPEBeat our own typing test. New office record.w0rds
4h agoBOSSConvinced the database to stop being dramaticdr4m4
5h agoGRIDNPCs now have better work-life balancenpc420
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